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Monday, 29 August 2011

Heaven--God isn't laughing about Michele Bachmann's joke about Him sending natural disasters to reign in government spending.

God plans on punishing Michele Bachmann by making her appear crazy, and He also plans on sending her to the back of the line of GOP contenders for president.

"I don't like her saying that I cause natural disasters, because words like that can hurt a guy's image. I am a lovable guy. I also hatelove storms and earthquakes, so why would I send them to make a point? I would like to think that I am more creative than that." God said.

God also pointed out that Michele Bachmann ditched her church when it was exposed for calling Pope Benedict XVI the anti-Christ.

"I think the real joke is how Bachmann can't make a true stand when it comes to faith in Me, because it might not be politically feasible for her," God said.

It isn't clear if Bachmann's cracking jokes at God's expense will hurt her campaign. But, God doesn't joke around when it comes to handing out punishment.

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