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Monday, 29 August 2011

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Searching for Irene!

As Irene's skirts blew in the wind New Yorkers failed to see what has excited so many people. They still don't know if Irene was wearing pants!

Rumours that the whole story of Hurricane Irene was blown (get it?) out of all proportion in order to create a state of alarm that only Obama could solve with a twist of his arm, are being hotly denied in the White House.

'People died trying to look up Irene's skirts as she flew past' said a dejected aide who had missed the show 'America came close to a disaster far worse than Libya's and Syria's combined!!!'

Irene's sister, Penelope, is preparing herself for the next big show but first Hurricane Tom is due to appear. Outraged Tea Party activists in America have put their cups to one side in shock at the thought of a male straddling the sky. 'All the queers in the States will have a field day' cried one 'they will be viewing his prick and fiddling their taxes at the same time. There should be a law against male hurricanes.

Come on Obama stop Tom before he undermines our nation's morals.'

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