State College, PA-- The East Coast has been hit with an earthquake, a hurricane and massive flooding all within the last week. Now, scientists are warning of another cataclysm on the horizon--a monstrous volcano--that could erupt 'at anytime'. The mainstream media has been alerted, and all eyes are once again focused on the East Coast.
Scientists at Accu-Volcano in State College say a vicious volcano is 'long overdue'.
"We know there were volcanoes on the East Coast 250 million years ago, and we know there will be volcanoes again in about another 250 million years. So it could happen at anytime." said Expert Senior Vulcanologist Dr. Harry Dumm.
Cable new outlets are covering the impending apocalypse from Maine to Florida, since no one knows where a volcano might erupt. Special bulletins will be issued every ten minutes to keep people informed.
An East Coast volcano could kill millions of people with red-hot lava and choking ash.
"It's better to be over-prepared then under-prepared." said Dr. Dumm.
Several big-city mayors are already considering precautionary evacuations.