YUMA, Arizona - GOP political pundit Ann Coulter was in Yuma speaking before a gathering of The Elderly GOPettes For a United Country (EGFUC).
She talked about the fact that she really wasn't quite sure yet which of the two female candidates she dislikes the most whether it's the Tea Bag Party candidate Sarah Palin or the Douche Bag Party candidate Michele Bachmann.
A reporter for The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette, Voodoo Dupree asked her about the rumor that one of her neighbors had reportedly commented to local authorities that she felt that Libyan dictator Colonel Moammar Gadhafi was believed to be hiding in the guest house at her estate in Palm Beach, Florida.
Coulter's face turned pink - as pink as a Connecticut carnation. Her eyes got the size of ping pong balls and she replied that she had no idea where that rumor had come from, but if she had to guess she would guess that it was probably started by a Democrat, perhaps Vice-President Joe Biden.
Miss Dupree replied that the person who had gotten the story from her neighbor was actually a card-carrying Republican reporter with the South Palm Beach Daily Beacher named Furbie "Martini" Martellowitz.
Apparently Martellowitz was informed that a camel, which looks a lot like Colonel Gadhafi's favorite camel, "Count Cigarette" was seen tied up behind the guest house at Coulter's palatial mansion Queen Ann Estates.
Coulter was completely shaken up by the news and remarked that she had no idea since the guest house has not been used in over six years.
She pointed out that she really doesn't have any friends that she likes enough to want to come over to visit and stay overnight.
Ann told the gathering that she was going to have to end the meeting so that she could get in touch with her maid LaVondelette Washington, 47, and get her to go check the guest house.
Right before she left the stage Coulter did tell the audience members that her latest book has just become the number one selling book in Arizona.
The book is titled, Yes, Yes, I Know I Look Like A Horse So Can We All Just Move On Now And Concentrate On Insulting Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, and That Huffington Bitch.
The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette will stay with the developing story and bring you any further developments on the Colonel Moammar Gadhafi Hiding in Ann Coulter's Guest House Scandal.