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Friday, 26 August 2011

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Is Hurricane Irene further proof that God is definitely not on their side?

Hurricane Irene is causing havoc off of the east coast of America and if it unleashes it's terror inland it could well sink President Obama who doesn't really need another crisis to deal with.

He has turned grey after inheriting Bush's mess, the financial meltdown, US deficits, the health bill, Republican upsurges, Hilary Clinton (she's always causes a storm in a tea cup), Afghanistan, another global recession hitting the world and now another "female", Hurricane Irene, is about to broadside the eastern states of the US.

President Obama has warned those who will be directly affected by the hurricane to run for the hills under their own steam because the US hasn't got any money left to take them there.

And as for picking up the pieces after the storm, "no go," he has said; because he has enough wreckage and storms to deal with in the White House.

President Obama, a very religious man, firmly believes that God has totally abandoned him, his politics and the US generally and has asked all Christian Americans to pray very hard and hope that God will forgive all of their sins.

George Bush was the first to drop to his knees; but it would take an almighty miracle to forgive him!

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