Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Thursday, 25 August 2011

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Sarah Palin says she'll be the next president if she has to shoot a dozen moose.

OSKALOOSA, Iowa - Sarah Palin's One Nation Bus Tour pulled into Oskaloosa, Iowa, home of the largest corn cob statue in the world.

Palin's bus was parked at a local Pizza Gal Restaurant where a reporter for Tittle Tattle Tonight, Skippy Viperwater asked her about her alleged involvement in the Counterfeit Reindeer Antlers Scandal that is currently rocking the Alaskan political arena.

Palin replied that she was not here to talk about Alaskan politics, or Arizonian politics, or even politics in North Korea.

Viperwater then asked her what she was here to talk about. She smiled as she took a sip from nine-year-old daughter Piper's Sunkist Orange Soda and stated that she was here to talk about why President Obama was vacationing at Martha's Vineyard in New Hampshire when he should be in Washington D.C. directing the evacuation process.

Viperwater told her that Martha's Vineyard is in Massachusetts and not in New Hampshire and then asked her what evacuation process she was talking about.

Palin angrily told him to stop being a smart ass and that it really didn't matter whether Martha's Vineyard was in New Hampshire, Massachusetts, or St. Louis.

She then said that she was blaming the 5.8 earthquake that hit the East Coast on the president and that he should have flown to New York and directed the earthquake evacuation process.

"And just how the hell can you blame the earthquake on the president?" Viperwater asked.

Palin replied that she could do it because one of her most trusted advisors had told her to focus on the fact that if the president had drilled some oil wells in Brooklyn, the Bronx, and Queens, like she had recommended him to do last year the earthquake would not have hit the East Coast and instead it would have hit the Great Lakes area.

Viperwater told her that she really needs to watch the Weather Channel once in a while and stop watching the Hunting Channel.

And with that Sarah "Crosshairs" Palin told Piper and the rest of her party to get back on the bus so that they could be on their merry Republican way.

In a related story. Shortly after the One Nation Bus Tour left Oskaloosa, it was reported that Sarah Palin is now getting ready to blame Hurricane Irene on President Obama as well.

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