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Saturday, 20 August 2011

Washington--Sarah Palin said that her new breasts might run for president. She claimed that her breasts are very conservative, pro-gun, and always looking for ways to stimulate the economy.

She just isn't sure what she will do while her breasts campaign for president.

Ms. Palin denied rumors that she will tag along because she can't get enough of all the good things that people are saying about her new breasts.

Her breasts weren't so sure they were ready for the overexposure that is common with a presidential campaign, but felt that Sarah Palin's warm hands were very reassuring.

Mrs. Palin said that her new breasts hope to have a website up in running in the next couple days.

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