Hanalei, HI-- There was a bittersweet reunion today between two old friends on the Hawaiian island of Kauai today. Jackie (Jack) Paper came by to apologise to his childhood friend, Puff the Magic Dragon, and ask for his forgiveness. It was the first time they had seen each other since their break-up in 1964.
Jack Paper, now 55 years-old, simply walked away from their close relationship one day, breaking the dragon's heart. The shallow little boy was bored, and found playing with little girls was more fun. Puff responded to this rejection by going into a massive depression, and hiding in his cave for decades.
Jack Paper grew up to be an accountant. He married, had four kids, and recently took an early retirement package. Jack Paper decided to return to Hanalei, along with his little grandson, Jackie Paper III.
Puff greeted Jack Paper and his grandson outside the sea-cave, and roared with delight when he saw his old friend. Jack Paper presented Puff with a present of ceiling wax and giant string to his old pal, and also introduced his grandson to the dragon.
Unfortunately, the massive depression that Puff suffered in 1964 by his rejection had blossomed into a very deep, violent psychosis. Puff roared again, and bit off the heads of both Jack Paper and his grandson, killing them instantly.
"A dragon lives forever, but not so little boys!" laughed the green monster. "Karma is a bitch!"