New York - Big Oil's reclusive NY 10028 pair have hit back over the President's televised rant deprecating their refusal to bail out his ass.
"I believe that we have to ask the wealthiest Americans and biggest corporations to pay their fair share by giving up tax breaks and special deductions," Obama moaned on Tuesday night as a shocked nation gagged at the impudence of his bullshit - er...conceit!
"Thieving bastard can go whistle for his bail-out," Fifth Avenue resident Dr Lamar Madison told reporters from Up Stream News today.
"My wife and I have shelled out more in taxes than the entire combined GDP of the Lone Star State," the good doctor explained, "and don't expect to be harassed by this KGB impostor."
The Madisons now plan to publish Obama's DNA family tree that dispels the rubbish geneaology of his Hawaii birth.
"He's no more related to a Kenyan father than Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster," Mrs Madison added helpfully.
"Wanna see pics of the Ghana cathouse where Maya Angelou farrowed her spawn?"
"Man's an impostor from Cold Whore Cuba," Madison added in exasperation.