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Tuesday, 2 August 2011

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A bloody big building

In mind blowingly astounding scenes here in Washington DC today, Congressmen and Senators stood outside the Capital, linked arms and strolled down Pennsylvania Avenue singing "Money(That's What I want)" the old sixties tune. Old people who could remember the March on Washington and even the Depression riots looked on in disbelief as the modern day pollies sang gaily in the mid summer heat.

Psychiatrists claim the aberrant behaviour is caused by too much exposure to journalists questions and possibly a bit too much alcohol."Actually, they're just mad, plain loco" explained one shrink, Dr Roger Freud.

Police have been called to investigate the odd occurrence.

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