Recently, Mr. Butterfinger® from Chocolate Ville wondered what the Whichamacallit® was lying by the Dots® on 5th Avenue®. Help arrived when the 3 Musketeers® jumped in to investigate, but crying interrupted them as Baby Ruth® began to scream that the Airheads® were just a bunch of Goobers® and their bratty children were nothing more than Sour Patch kids! ®
Suddenly Snickers® could be heard from the Mounds® of Nerds® who taunted Mike&Ike® for being Sweethearts® with the Hot Tamales®. Despite the arguing, Payday® was moments away when Tootsie Rolled® her bank vault from the York Mint® into the room, but instead stole the Ring Pops® that Rolo® was wearing.
Pez ® and Kit Kat® were eager for the 100 Grand Bar® that Cella's® and Chuckles® found sitting on the ground at the Juinor Mint® just outside the Milky Way®. The unknown thief caused a Starburst®, but nothing more than a Twizzler® appeared in the sky, declaring the Milky Way® a Milk Dud®. All the while, Police Chief Big Hunk® did nothing to stop the theft as he sat at the Sky Bar® eating Rocky Road Candy® and Peach Blossoms®!
Everyone was about to Skor® when in walked a Nutrageous ® Dove® and proclaimed how wonderful it was to have a Fun Dip® with her friend, Chunky Single® in the Root Beer Barrels ®! Suddenly, the Jolly Rancher® stormed into the Pop Rocks® and tried to Riesen® with the Lemonheads® as to why he needed Life Savers®. It seems that the Gummi Bears® lost their Candy Buttons® in the Salt Water Taffy®.
"Skittles® along you Slo Pokes®!" Yelled Mr. Butterfinger®, "We have some Toxic Waste® heading our way from the Warheads® deployed by Mary Jane® when Wonker® pulled the Mini Cow Tails®!" "Ewwww!" everyone said! The Long Boys® took their Bazooka® and captured the Buckeyes® and sent them on a shopping Spree® with Slim Jims® to the other side of the Rain-Blo® . All was well till the Red Vines® covered the Cup-o-gold® and prevented them from finding the Gold Rocks®
Meanwhile, Sugar Daddy® was trying to put his Runts® to bed but all they screamed for was some Valomilk®. Since he had none, he called for the help of his friend Razzles ® who gave the little Whoppers® some Hershey's® Kisses and told them that Dots® and Fig Newtons® would let them play in the Dum Dum Pops® tomorrow if they stopped being a Cry Baby®!
Finally, peace was brought to 5th Avenue® after the thief, Cracker Jack® was caught and thrown behind Mountain Bars® and secured with Super Ropes®. Now that the city was safe, Mayor Mr. Goodbar® walked up to the podium with his Candy Canes® and yelled to his public adviser "Oh Henry® tell those Orangeheads ® to reduce their voice to a Wispa®, we are going to start the Push Pops ® concert!" Quickly, the town settled down to share a feast of Boston Baked Beans® and some Amazing Fruit®! Fortunately, there was Good & Plenty ® for everyone as the Symphony Pop Rocks ®played on!