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Thursday, 28 July 2011

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Trying To Think

WASHINGTON: Next to nothing is getting done in Washington while the Democrats and Republicans show the Nation that there is more than one way to skin a cat; that cat being the American tax payor.

Of interest to no-one, other than the 50% of Americans who pay no tax at all and the 10% who pay 90% of all tax revenue, is the rambling dissertations of the bumbling Obama who is trying to save his job. Nearly each day he sets forth his divisive ramblings that seek to pit the rich against the poor, the blacks against the whites and the Tea-Party against the Tea-Baggers.

The rest of us, the vitally concerned non-entities who comprise the other 40% of the population, are left to wonder why we bother to pay our own taxes, because those monies are largely wasted on bridges to no-where, crooked contractors and wars that we pour vast sums of money down the assholes of Muslim suicide bombers.

Back to Barack Obama: While he is reading off his ever-present TelePromptor (or is he just lip-synching), I am reminded of Curly, the eloquent spokes-idiot for the immortal Three Stooges, who while being thonked by Moe, uttered the most memorable line of all time, "Im trying to think, but nothing happens."

Long live the King of TelePromptors!

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