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Wednesday, 27 July 2011

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Amy leaves a song for Americans

Amy Winehouse's death now has two new connections to non-drug related causes. A recording of a un-named demo song reveals she was extremely upset by American politicians lack of resolve to raise the dept ceiling.

"Screw the dirty bastards in the United Snakes, they drink only chum and they don't know they're fake....Damn the stupid monkees, sleepy jeans and all, I'm a day dream believer and I drink alcohol!"

Some are saying this could have been Amy's most important and political song that sadly didn't make it to release. The tape was played for Mick Jagger and he had this to say, "Well....its not entirely lucid now is it? But again, neither was Gimmee Shelter. The part I found disturbing was the 5 minute refrain, 'Raise the f-ing debt ceiling, raise the f-ing debt ceiling, raise the f-debt ceiling, the dept ceiling, debt ceiling, ceiling, ceiling, ceiling, ceiling, ceiling, ceiling,' I think that got a bit long, but again most American's might identify."

The song was sent to several prominent American politicians for comment, but House Speaker John Boehner and President Obama declined comment.

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