Written by Zachary Estle
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Tuesday, 26 July 2011

Today in their continued deliberations inside the White house, Obama and others have finally come to an agreement on how to deal with most if not all debt problems the the United States currently has.

They have agreed to use he new Elm Street Debt Act. With this act they believe that if they have no fear of the debt, then it has no power and that after time, people will forget that the debts their and that they will be able to cover it up and according to Obama himself, "sweep it under the rug".

This obviously made the people that the US owes trillions of dollars to very angry but Obama and the rest of those that were in on the meeting don't seem to worried about those angry people.

"That's how the cookie crumbles sometimes, I get that their angry but right no there's nothing we can do about it. And also, does anyone have cookies?"

That was a small excerpt of the speech made on this Tuesday morning.

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