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Tuesday, 26 July 2011

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"The Undefeated" cost $1 million and it will probably earn a little over $19,000. (Photo by Piper Palin).

WASILLA, Alaska - Well after the absolutely horrendous box-office showing, or actually to be more politically correct 'non-showing' of "Snowflake" Sarah Palin's movie The Undefeated, it appears that her 15 minutes of fame may have expired.

Her much anticipated movie was soundly defeated (i.e. clobbered all to iceberg hell) at the box office.

And doing the honorary clobbering honors were the likes of Harry Potter, Captain America, a Zookeeper, those Transformer thingys, and even Winnie the Pooh...yes Winnie the Pooh actually kicked the white wilderness woman's a*s so bad that even Todd Palin's salmon fishing guide [wink-wink] Nanicka Zapalicka reportedly said "Ouch!"

Reports from film critics are that the movie would have probably been better if it had starred moose, caribou, elk, reindeer, and even one or two snow bunnies instead of unknown people like Andrew Breitbart, Con Bunde, Kate Obenshain, and Meghan Stapleton.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Who?]

The film cost $1 million to make and word from the movie going industry is that the movie will probably only earn a projected income revenue of about $19,317.14.

When the "Loose Moose" was reached at her Wasilla home, Casa Moscow and asked to comment on the dismal showing of the film she smiled and replied, "Well ya know, I kinda think that maybe people don't really want to see movies about ya know, political stuff, and things of a political nature like ya know, my movie, but hey, Piper and her little 8 and 9-year-old friends loved it."

The Undefeated is already heading to bargain bins at supermarkets throughout America where the financial backers hope that the promotional product tie in of "Buy a Toothbrush and Get Sarah Palin's 'The Undefeated' Movie Free" will at least bring in a few thousand more dollars.

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