Written by Zachary Estle
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Monday, 25 July 2011

Northern California has decided it doesn't want southern California to be part of the same state any longer stating that too many Mexicans live in southern California to deal with.

This quickly started protests in Sacramento and San Francisco. The few Mexicans that live in NorCal decided to show their pride against the racist pricks of NorCal and protested in a very legal way.

However, the very liberal, very brown, Los Angeles county had an issue of their own on the same issue. Except for peace, they got a 'protest' in Dodgers stadium that was a bit less legal.

To keep the 'cred' of Oakland, the Raiders fans had their own 'protest'. In return however the Los Angeles Lakers fans had their riot too. Fuck calling it protest, it was a fucking riot and everybody knows if LA is in the news that its a riot.

Rest assured this is not over yet. Many other counties will most likely riot as well due to this semi-racist issue. Also New York city has had riots, due to the Mexicans previously thought to be Puerto Rican's and Miami still, with the Mexicans who up until now were always considered Cuban.

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