Sergeant Donald AfterThought, disclosed to an anxious press that he, nor any of the people involved with the release of Casey Anthony, will never disclose that she is staying in a small secluded beach house on Florida's Diamond Isle.
"Listen", proclaimed AfterThought to the crowded press gathered around him. "For the protection of Casey Anthony, we cannot tell you that she is staying at 3231 Elisson Drive, Diamond Isle which is a secluded beach house with light blue shutters on the front windows and cedar shingle siding on the outside".
"If we told you her cell phone number is 555-674-8662 people would barrage her with a constant stream of threatening phone calls, so, don't get your hopes up on getting that information".
"We are definitely not going to tell you the beach house she is staying in has a broken lock on the back door or that the house consists of just a living room, a small kitchen, a full bath and one bedroom that is located on its right side when facing the front of the beach house".
"We absolutely will not tell you she never leaves the grounds of the beach house and always wears a long blonde wig and big bug-eyed sunglass whenever she is outside on the porch or answers the door for the delivery guy who delivers food from the local Piggly Wiggly supermarket. The fact that the delivery guy comes every Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 2:00PM and is dressed in one of those striped outfits with the Piggly Wiggly name and logo on it is really no one's business but ours and Casey Anthony's".
"Another detail that will remain secret is the beach house is completely unguarded and there is actually another pathway into the beach house which can be accessed just from Johnson road which lies beyond the pine trees behind the house. Also, if we told everyone that she has no weapons in the house and no way to defend herself, her security and well being would be greatly compromised".
"Thank you for your time and have a nice day".