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Monday, 18 July 2011

Paineful News - After hiding in her attorney Cheney "Mumbles" Mason's office in downtown Orlando all Sunday, the infamous Ms. Anthony is now on her way to Texas, Paineful News learned this evening.

According to our insider, a very relieved Jose Baez was able to secure a ride for Ms. Anthony on a truck heading for Texas.

"Jose has been super busy trying to get rid off her," claims the insider.

"Mumbles, uh, I mean Mr. Mason, told Jose, in no uncertain terms, that Ms. Anthony had to be out of his posh downtown office by Monday morning."

"Jose was doing his best to find someone, anyone, to take her in, without Jose having to spend a dime on airfare, and such."

"When the male "nanny" Jose hired to watch Casey quit unexpectedly earlier this evening, Jose was just frantic."

"Then Jose finally got hold of an old DUI client who owed him money for getting him off," says the insider.

This former client of Jose Baez is a truck driver who reportedly picks up cargo "somewhere on the Texas Mexico border" on a regular basis.

"Jose was able to convince this guy to let Ms. Anthony ride with him, and it took a load off of Jose."

At this time, it is not known when Ms. Anthony will leave the Bank of America building where Mr. Mason's office is located, nor is it known where in Texas she will end up. Our insider believes Mr. Mason might stop by his office to show Ms. Anthony some more "grand-fatherly" attention before she leaves.

"Mason will probably stay with her for a while," he said. "It takes longer when you're that old, you know."

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