Paineful News - As previously reported by Paineful News, the infamous Ms. Anthony was last seen hiding at Cheney "Mumbles" Mason's downtown Orlando office in the care of a male "nanny" recruited from Mr. Mason's staff.
The "nanny," who wants to remain anonymous, has just told us that he has handed in his resignation, effective immediately.
"I just quit," he said when we caught up with him leaving the Bank of America building where Mr. Mason's office is located.
"I was hired as an assistant to one of the assistant paralegals in this no good lying law firm. I was not hired to be a nanny to a crazy slut!"
"I'm telling you, it was just awful! No sooner had I walked in the door when the female, y'all know who I mean, well, she, uh, attacked me!"
"She put her hands all over me and started licking my face, and sh**. It was just disgusting. I had to use all my strength to push her off of me!"
When asked who is now watching Ms. Anthony, the "nanny" said he did not know.
"I have no clue and I don't care. I just left the no good slut in the room and slammed the door behind me."
"Mr. Baez lied to me. He told me she was a real nice innocent young lady who wouldn't give me any trouble at all. No sir, no trouble at all, he said. I only had to be there and watch her when she took a nap on Mr. Mason's couch, he said."
"I should have known better. Everyone around here knows he's nothing but a liar, just like all the God dang lawyers in this firm. He's not called "the truth stops here Baez" for nothing."
We asked the "nanny" if he had any plans to join the countless others who plan to sue Ms. Anthony and/or Mr. Baez.
"No, way, Jose," he said. "If I did, I'd have to see them, I mean Baez and that crazy slut client of his, and I don't want to ever have to see them no good lying sluts again."
The former "nanny" then made an obscene gesture in the direction of Mr. Mason's office, got into his rusty old Honda and drove off into the hot and humid Florida night.