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Monday, 18 July 2011

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The Volkswagen Beetle that took Casey Anthony from The Seedless Orange Prison For Women to The Orlando Executive Airport.

ORLANDO, Florida - Casey Anthony walked out of Orlando's Seedless Orange Prison For Women amid dozens of loud, boisterous chants consisting of every four letter word ever written.

A reporter for The Big Apple Gazette Fitzwater Ribicoff reported that he heard curse words and explicit expletives hollered out in Spanish, Italian, Danish, Ebonics, Seminole, and a few in Yiddish.

Anthony was led out of the prison and immediately whisked into a waiting green Volkswagen Beetle where she was immediately driven to Orlando's Executive Airport.

There her and her attorney, a bodyguard, and a hair stylist all boarded a private plane and headed off to an undisclosed location.

Ribicoff said that he spoke to one of the guards who escorted Casey out of Seedless Orange (Prison For Women) and he told him that he had overheard Casey talking to someone on her cell phone.

The guard said that Casey had made it clear that she wanted to make sure that the place where she'll be staying is near a Vietnamese Restaurant because she had really gotten fond of eating Vietnamese food while at Seedless Orange.

Ribicoff also pointed out that he had talked to an auto mechanic who had talked to a pole dancer, who had talked to a bank vice-president and mentioned that the word on the streets of Orlando is that Casey will be joining former comedian Gilbert Gottfried in the Witness Protection Program.

The Big Apple Gazette will certainly stay on top of the story and bring you any developing details especially the secret location where Anthony and Gottfried are staying.

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