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Wednesday, 13 July 2011

Casey Anthony is getting out of Jail on July 17th and she has decided that she wants to leave USA forever since she knows she is no longer welcome in any state in USA.

Casey first applied for immigration to The Republic of Ireland, but since that country outlaws baby killing, they sent her a letter saying "stay out of our country you child killer, we don't want you here ever."

The Leperachauns felt relieved for they feared Casey Anthony would steal their pot of gold if she entered Ireland, she also applied for entry in Obama's antive Kenya thinking she would get in, but the Kenyans told her they did not want a honky cracker moving into their country.

So then Casey Anthony appealed to Kim Jong-Il, the highly feared unquestioned overlord of North Korea who is known for wearing a dress in secret.

Kim Jong-Il said that yes she could move over to North Korea, which was a shock to her lawyer Jose Baez since North Korea usually doesn't like white people from America, but Kim Jong-il was reported as saying these following words "Casey Anthony is not an American pig, she is a North Korean who needs to be able to move to her own country

Casey Anthony will depart from USA on July 20th, rumor has it she will either get a job in a hospital or she will be producing fried poop for the government rations given to hungry North Koreans.

The North Korean media ministry will either admit or deny that those are her possible jobs, although they do deny that fried poop is included in government rations but rumors occur that Casey Anthony says jail food is better than fried poop.

It is also rumored that Casey plans to marry Kim Jong-Il's designated sucessor.

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