MILWAUKEE - Sarah Palin's Nationwide Bus Tour pulled into Milwaukee home of the Milwaukee Brewers baseball team and lots and lots of beer brewing companies.
She was asked by GOPicky Magazine's Amos Soursuckle how her bus tour was going. She smiled and replied that it was going great.
Palin then thought for a moment and replied that the only thing that she did not care for was the fact that everywhere she goes there are always 2 or 7 people in the crowd who will ask her geographical questions.
She remarked that it really gets her goat because before she even steps off of the bus one of her campaign workers makes a speech telling the assembled crowd that Mrs. Palin will not be answering any questions of a geographical nature and sure as zebras have stripes several people ask away anyway.
The woman who is known as "Snowflake" says that she hates to be rude but from now on whenever someone asks her a question on geography she is going to embarrass them by telling them that they were specifically told before she stepped off the bus not to ask any geographical questions so that she would not run the risk of being embarrassed if she happened to give the wrong answer.
"Crosshairs" Palin told Mr. Soursuckle that the American votes do not really give a woodchuck's ass if she knows that there are five Great Lakes or three, or that Mount Rushmore is not in South Carolina but in South Dakota, or that that the Los Angeles Dodgers were not named after the Vietnam War Draft Dodgers.
Luckily for the "Mama Grizzly" nine-year-old daughter Piper Palin has been helping her by teaching her the names of two state capitals every night. Palin proudly says that she only has about 28 more state capitals to memorize.
In a related story. Sarah Palin has denied the rumor that her husband Todd has moved out of their Casa Moscow home in Wasilla, Alaska and moved into a nice two-story igloo with his salmon fishing guide Nanicka Zapalicka.