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Topics: Banana, Gorilla

Monday, 11 July 2011

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Banana Splits After Attack

Police in Ohio are searching for what witnesses claim is a giant banana they say jumped out of the bushes and viciously attacked a gorilla doing a promo for a Wireless Phone Center.

The manager of the store said that he noticed a banana lurking in the bushes outside his place of business. "All of a sudden the banana peeled out of the bushes faster than I had ever seen a banana run and speared the gorilla in the stomach so violently that the six hundred pound gorilla fell to ground, as if hit by a fence post."

Momentarily stunned, the startled simian slowly got to his feet, looked around for what hit him, and then pounded his hairy chest with an anguished roar that sent the yellow bellied banana scurrying back into the bushes from which he had earlier attacked.

Asked if the banana had any outstanding features that might help identify him, the gorilla responded by saying, "biggest f..king banana I have ever seen."

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