Written by Madame X
Print this

Monday, 11 July 2011

Almost a week after the Casey Anthony verdict, juror number 3, also known as Jennifer Ford, 32, a nursing student at St. Petersburg College, told Paineful News that she is shocked to hear they all lack common sense.

"I first heard it mentioned after, like, my 55th interview," Ms. Ford said.

"I've spent this last week explaining how sick to my stomach I have been ever since the verdict... how we thought she wasn't innocent but since we didn't know a crime had been committed we couldn't find her guilty."

"And now I hear this!"

"We were promised we'd be out of there by July 4th, but, NO, that was just another lie!"

"We had to sit through six weeks of this really boring testimony, and when that ordeal was finally over, oh my God, it took us over 10 hours just to read through all the jury instructions! Like, If we had looked at the evidence, I mean, OMG, we'd still be there!"

"And people say we lack common sense? That is so unfair!"

Make Madame X's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story

Stop - Warning

The story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature.

This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

To confirm you have acknowledged this warning, and wish to continue to read the article, please click the following link.

Otherwise, please click here to go back to the home page.


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 1 multiplied by 4?

5 4 1 22
33 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience on our website, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more