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Monday, 11 July 2011

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The makers of the Casey Anthony Bobblehead Doll hope to recoup their loses with the Rufus The Reindeer Bobblehead Doll.

CHICAGO - The Hasbroken Toy Company of Chicago has stated that due to the millions of complaints that they have received they will immediately be taking all Casey Anthony Bobblehead Dolls off the Market.

A spokesperson for the giant toy company Darnel F. Windencullen stated that the company had shipped 40,000 of the dolls to various Pompous Pizza Parlors, Burger Queens, Walmarts, Pee Pee Bargain Novelty Stores, and Cackle Cackle Chicken Diners throughout the United States.

Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors stated that due to the tremendous protest that the toy company received through emails, telephone calls, text messages, and even two singing telegrams they were left with no choice but to issue the recall.

Windencullen stated that the remaining 38,992 bobblehead dolls will be taken and destroyed by having them run over by a Hasbroken Toy Company bulldozer at the company's manufacturing plant in Cicero.

When Vodka asked Mr. Windencullen about the other eight dolls he replied that the eight had actually been sold. He said that it was his understanding that 4 were sold in Arizona, 3 were sold in Alaska, and 1 was sold in Wisconsin.

He did want it known that the eight individuals who purchased the Casey Anthony Bobblehead Dolls can return them to where they were purchased for a full refund no questions asked.

A friendly reminder. July 12 is National Eat Your Jello Day except in New Hampshire, where Jello was banned back in 1997.

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