Rival politicians, keen on derailing the Obama-train are reporting that when Obama was in high school, he stole pistols from military bases, and used the pistols in commission of a robbery.
He would apparently rob wads of cash from the banks, wearing numerous disguises, most of the time he had white make up on his face so a white person would get blamed for his robberies.
It is claimed that Obama stole $1.5 Million in cash before he was arrested for robbery and was sentenced 15 years hard labor, of which he only served 2 years since the Democratic party managed to pull strings and get his criminal record eliminated, thus tricking the prison into thinking he was innocent of the charges.
Although he served time for the bank robbery, police never recovered the stolen money, it is alleged Obama wire transferred the stolen cash to his secret bank account in his native Kenya. It is also said the bank is located in a jungle and run by monkeys.
What kind of crazy crap will they come up with next?