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Tuesday, 21 June 2011

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A cement truck burning on the streets of Vancouver. Scott and Alex can be seen just beyond the fire.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has just confirmed that President and Mrs. Obama have extended an invitation to Scott Jones and his girlfriend Alex Thomas, alias "The Vancouver Kissing Couple" to attend a White House Barbecue.

The photo of the couple lying in the street after the Vancouver Canucks were beaten by the Boston Bruins in the seventh game of the Stanley Cup Finals has been viewed more times than Congressman Anthony Weiner's groin gizmo (diddly dipper).

Colfax said that the president wants to show the people of the world that even in the face of adversity; when crazy people are acting like a bunch of effen hoodlums and are rioting, and looting, and burning police cars, taxis, cement trucks, armored cars, fire trucks, parade floats, and even an ice cream truck that there are still individuals like Scotty and Alex who can lay down on the ground and make out while all of this BS is going on all around them.

The president compared their street scene to the beach scene from the movie From Here To Eternity where Burt Lancaster and Deborah Kerr are laying on the sand down at Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, and a big wave covers them both almost ripping Deborah's one piece bathing suit completely off of her sensuous body.

Scott Jones is 29, and he lives in Perth, Australia where he is employed as a kangaroo brander. His girlfriend, Alex Thomas is a native of Canada, where she is presently an unemployed parrot breeder.

Alex bares a striking resemblance to Bristol "The Pistol" Palin. She says that people are always asking her if her mom is really as bad at geography as she appears to be.

When she tells them that she is not Sarah Palin's daughter all of them wink and say that they don't blame her and that they would not admit to it either.

SIDENOTE: Scott and Alex have also been invited to appear on Wheel of Fortune, Lamar and Khloe, Kate Plus 8, and The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania.

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