Written by Buck E Filbert
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Sunday, 19 June 2011

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Politician Anthony Weiner has announced he will be pulling out of office because he has become impotently flaccid in regards to the deeply penetrating issues laid before the Government.

Weiner has recently become the butt of jokes around the Capitol due to the revealing photos of him that have been exposed and uncovered in the not so deep recesses of the internet.

In case you've fallen into a dark, wet, dank, slippery tunnel collapse for the last few weeks, or have been tied up unable to break the bonds that hold you, the story goes like this...

The very recently married Congressman Anthony Weiner has been enjoying his free time reaching out to the young women of America. Yes, Weiner has taken up the call to bring young ladies into the political foal by sex-ting with them. Various young women all over the country have become politically aware because of Weiner's unique approach. Along with dirty texts Weiner thought it would be a good idea to send sexually explicit revealing photo's to his female pen pals as well. Kill two birds with one stone politics and anatomy in one fell swoop. Yes Weiner had a special relationship with his female students who just sucked up his teachings like a pineapple juice cocktail.

Not so bad if you are Joe Blow from Kokomo but not so good if you are a political representative speaking for thousands of voters.

Of course once the Jack was out of the box there was a backlash heard round the world, all Weiner's opponents rallied calling for Weiner to resign immediately.

Originally Weiner pulled out all the defensive cards he held and was chest beating, refusing to step down from office, as the days went by the photo tally went up and his resolve went down. Apparently Weiner's indiscretions and dirty boy games go as far back as college, obviously all we've seen so far is the tip of the iceberg yet to come.

The writings on the wall became painfully obvious to Weiner and it became hard to deny the size of the engorged, expanding problem as photo after photo fell out of oblivion into the public eye and onto every forum known to man.

Weiner has finally screwed his head back on announcing he'll be pulling out of public service and he is going to expose himself exploiting the private sector trying to deeply penetrate the free market.

Unbelievable as it may seem Former President Bill Clinton, (King of All Sex Scandals) officiated the wedding ceremony when the Weiner's were married. Dick Cheney was Weiner's best man.
Harry Peters was the master of ceremonies at the wedding reception.

From Sunset and Vine in beautiful downtown Hollywood Ca

Buck E Filbert

Somewhere thinkin:
"I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times. God knows I will do this and forgives me." --President Jimmy Carter


"I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky." --President Bill Clinton

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