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Wednesday, 15 June 2011

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Antoine Le Coq On Tour In Massachusetts.

It's a little unfortunate for Congressman Anthony Weiner that he got caught out doing that thing he did, even more ironic when you consider that his surname has a direct link with a euphemistic term commonly applied to the male reproductive organ.

Reports suggest that Congressman Weiner, as arrogant and unrepentant as ever, has grown sick and damn tired of the constant innuendo and double entendres, to a degree whereby he has vowed to change his name.

Sources report that Congressman Weiner - tired of being called the Weiner man, hotdog and mustard nuts - is to revert back to his great great great aunt's surname, Le Coq.

It seems that the Congressman has French blood in the family, and it's his considered opinion that it's infinitely preferable to be named Anthony Le Coq, than Anthony Weiner, with all its Teutonic connections with weiners - sausages.

Things could be worse for the Congressman - had he been an Australian, he'd have had a whole new slang dictionary invented in his name.

The Weiner is dead! Long live Le Coq!

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