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Monday, 13 June 2011

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Hide the Weiner

When asked if President Obama is calling for Rep. Weiner to resign, White House Press Secretary Jay Carney said today that the President is focused on his job, not on Weiner.

With Minority Whip Nancy Pelosi now calling for the disgraced Weiner to resign, questions about Weiner arise as to whether she will use her whip on Weiner to make him disappear.

Reportedly, the straw that broke the camel's back was the picture taken by Weiner of himself fondling his namesake in the House gymnasium. Even though he had a towel covering his masculinity, it was obvious that he was quite proud of his weiner.

With reports indicating that the wurst has yet to come, Weiner notified Weiner watchers that he will seek sanctuary in a facility that treats people who manifest their sexuality by hosting their weiner on the internet.

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