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Monday, 13 June 2011

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Hunky Canadian actor Sean Van Der Spak, 23, has revealed in a lengthy TV interview that he was the victim of an alien abduction in 2009.

"It was terrifying," claimed the young movie star, still shaken by the ordeal. "I was on my way home from 7-11 when I spotted a glowing orange light above me. Before I knew it, I was on what looked like an operating table in a spaceship, being probed by little aliens in lab coats. I shit my pants when I saw that we were in outer space - I could see Earth from one of the windows!"

Van der Spak went on to say that the aliens were green, about 1.3m tall with no body hair or visible genitalia, and appeared very critical of his recent films Teen Agent 6 and Tae Kwon Do Kid 8: The Search For Kimchi.

"When they had finished their examination of my hot body they let me go. I was so glad to get off their spaceship."

Van der Spak went on to say that the aliens did not speak to him, instead they relayed messages telepathically or by whispering sweet nothings in his ear.

Prominent UFOlogist Nigel Swoffield believes Van Der Spak's abduction is the real thing and hopes to not only co-author a book with the young actor as soon as possible, but get his commission in the sack.

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