Written by Minka Kelly
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Topics: Americans, Stupid

Monday, 13 June 2011

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Only in America can you think like this.

Government stupidity is high in America and even when the truth is demonstrated to the American government it refuses to listen to the American people.

The legal hypocrisy is in reference to a 16-year-old boy from Florida who will be tried as an adult even though he is under 18-years-old. Any legal double standard is a fatal error in logic and truth.

The charges against the boy are serious because he is accused of murdering two innocent men. There is no question that he must be charged as an adult, but the problem stems from the fact that the law is suppose to be equal, like in the statement "equality under the law," yet the 16-year-old boy qualifies as an adult under one situation, but not under a set of different circumstances.

Law makers are well educated men who are intelligent and very logical, but like Nazis and dictators they violate truth to indulge their own personal taste in the presence of the American public who are vigilant to details.

In the law, workers who are at least 16 but under 18 are not allowed to work more than eight hours a day or 40 hours a week. At the moment it is not possible for any person under 18-years-old to enter into a financial contract with or without a cosigner. The law forbids serving minors under 21-years-old age any alcohol. People under the age of 21 are not allowed to smoke. Finally, the age of consent for sex is 18 years old.

If the criminal courts classify a 16-year-old as an adult then all 16-year-old people are allowed the same rights as other adults.

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