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Friday, 10 June 2011

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Congressman Weiner's reality show will take place at his East Coast estate Casa La Weiner.

LOS ANGELES - According to highly placed, unnamed, inside sources in the world of reality shows, Congressman Weiner has been signed to star in his very own reality show.

Preston St. Bolero of Bedroom Pillow Talk, noted that the congressman and his wife Huma "Hubba Hubba" Abedin will appear in The Contempo Network reality show titled, Growing Up A Weiner.

St. Bolero said that he spoke at length with the politician who has become the most famous congressman in America since Tennessee's Congressman Davy Crockett.

Congressman Weiner says that he was thrilled when he first heard about the idea of the reality show being tossed around. He said that he was allowed to actually participate in helping to name the show.

Weiner said that he and two Contempo Network executives picked the name from a group of 36 that they soon narrowed down to four and then two and then down to one, finally agreeing on Growing Up A Weiner, which network executive Brighton Rufus Badalamenti, 73, chose.

The final four names other than the one chosen were The Weiner Wee Wee Show, Welcome To www.woody, and Tweeter Tickler Plus 8.

The congressman told St. Bolero that he was glad that now with his own reality show he will get to present his side of the story; the non-penis side.

He expressed his heartfelt thanks to the Contempo Network and is now as happy as a beaver in a baseball bat factory that everyone will get to see that he is after all just a normal 46-year-old American male, who likes baseball, football, basketball, apple pie, and taking pictures of his groin gizmo, or as they call it in Arkansas and parts of Mississippi a wiggly worm.

Initial reports are that the show will be sponsored by Viagra, Long John Silvers, and The Hard Rock Cafe.

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