Written by mikewadestr
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Tuesday, 7 June 2011

In an insane craze to take advantage of the tweet of Anthony Weiner's snake trying to free himself from the bulge so it can indulge; a slew of New York City's finest café's and sidewalk venders are cashing in on the incident.

While there have been so many new sandwiches concocted (all of them using sausages or hot dogs) venders have come up with creative names such as An Anthony in the Bun and Anthony's Weiner is Hidden Here. But no name is more coveted than:

The Anthony Smothered in Underwear.

Needless to say, this sandwich … Um, concoction… is selling like hotcakes…, well, more like hotcakes with sausages in them, which are called pigs in the blanket in the colonies.

Why anyone would want to have pigs in their blankets is totally beyond this author's comprehension.

But, none is selling more than The Anthony Smothered in Underwear. This new concoction is sold as a sausage that is wrapped in a pair of men's tighty whitey underwear and covered with mayo.

At least, that is what the menu says.

There has, also, been a run on men's tighty whitey underwear in the city of New York, with most clothing stores, already completely sold out of tighty whitey's.

Apparently, underwear shortage has caused a boom in used men's tighty whiteys which have caused very, very hungry women to chase down men suspected of wearing tighty whiteys and pulling their clothes off and taking off their tighty whiteys.

What is strange, is that none of the victims, of these attacks have not pressed charges against the women in these attacks. Although, it is rumored that a lack of mayo, due to the sandwiches' success, may have something to do with this.

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