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Saturday, 4 June 2011

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V.P. Joe Biden said that he really enjoyed getting to be the president while President Obama was out of the country.

MANHATTAN - A spokesperson for Sarah Palin stated that the meeting between Donald Trump and Palin at The Famiglia Pizzeria located in Times Square went very well.

Tittle Tattle Tonight's Tapioca Swizzle said that Donald Trump took care of the tab which came out to $103.17 and Sarah Palin, the miserly huntress from frozen Alaska said she'd take care of the tip and then left a measly $2 tip.

Reports are that the waiter identified as Guido Casserole was so upset at the stinginess of "Crosshairs" Palin that he told one of his co-workers that he hopes that the next time that "Penny Pinching" Palin goes moose hunting she gets eaten up by a moose.

Mr. Casserole later stated that he really does not hope that the Tina Fey looking beatch really gets eaten up by a moose but he smiled and said that he hopes that the SOB moose tries to at least mount her thinking that the old "White Wilderness Woman" is a female moose.

Casserole thought about that a little and said that he just hopes she finds fire ants in her jock strap.

After Palin and Trump finished their pizzas both sat back and talked about things of a political nature. They both laughed at how Glenn Beck is always crying like a little girl.

Palin said that even her own 9-year-old daughter Piper doesn't cry anywhere near as much as Glenda Becky does.

They both talked about Ann Coulter and remarked at how much she looks like Roy Rogers's horse Trigger. Trump giggled and said "And how about that punk ass Sean Hannity, I swear he could be Fred Flintstone's twin."

Palin chuckled as she said that Rush Limbaugh isn't fooling anyone by saying that he likes to put those 12-inch cigars in his mouth because it makes him feel regal.

Sarah grinned and said that he may not realize it but old Rushy boy is really saying a whole hell of a lot by sticking those 12 inches of cigar in his mouth.

Donald Trump started giggling so bad, that his hairdo started flopping around on top of his head and the way it was shaking Piper was afraid that it was going to fall on her and so she moved away from the table real fast.

Trump did manage to convince "Snowflake" Palin to agree to appear on next year's edition of Celebrity Apprentice.

In other news. Vice-President Joe Biden told the White House head cook Ann "Jemima" Dayskill that he hopes that President Obama leaves the country again pretty soon because he really enjoyed taking over the president's job and getting to sleep in the White House presidential bedroom.

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