The suitcase which allows the US President to activate nuclear weapons has been found in an Irish Pub.
"We found the suitcase and threw it into the cloakroom to see if anyone would come and collect it. It didn't cross our minds that it would actually belong to the US President. No one collected it so we decided to use it to hold the chips for the Tuesday night poker contest. Last Tuesday, the red phone in the case started ringing and some Russian guy was on wanting to speak to Barack. It was only then we realised it must be President Obama's case" - Mickey O'Toole, Monegall Pub Owner
Last week President Obama had a pint in the Irish Pub during his state visit to Ireland, his entourage normally carries nearby a nuclear suitcase that he can push a red button at any time to set off atomic weapons. it appears in all the excitement the nukes suitcase was left behind.
The White House has refused to comment on the incident, saying the visit to the pub was a bit of a blur and that all property has now been retrieved from the cloakroom after their night out in Ireland