POMONA - As if she isn't embarrassed enough already Arnold Schwarzenegger's maid, Mildred Patricia "Patty Cake" Baena, the most famous maid since Hazel may now be called to testify in court if the California Maids Union decides to file a lawsuit against the former governor.
Cashew Vixenheimer of The Tinsel Town Times Tribune stated that Reno St. Zinpuddy, a representative for the former governor has no idea how in the world the CMU could possibly have a case against Mr. Schwarzenegger.
He pointed out that they might have a case against Mrs. Baena who is the mother of the governor's love child.
But the fact of the matter is that if they did sue her and win all they would really get would be a few brooms, some mops, half a dozen maid's outfits, and some Arnold Schwarzenegger movie DVDs.
Vixenheimer said St. Zinpuddy wants for the entire entertainment media to stop printing all of these stories about Arnold Schwarzenegger because it is starting to affect him health-wise.
He noted that just the other day while Schwarzenegger was driving down the Pacific Coast Highway he almost went off the road due to the fact that he saw a billboard that showed a likeness of his soon-to-be-ex-wife Maria Shriver sitting at the kitchen table with a big stack of thousand dollar bills sitting in front of her and with just a few coins sitting in front of her soon-to-be-ex-husband.
St. Zinpuddy has stated that the former governor has already made it known that whatever money he makes from his next movie he will gladly sign over completely to Maria.
Tittle Tattle Tonight reported that Shriver has already said that by the time she gets through with Arnie the Wandering Wiener he will wish he had gotten that vasectomy he talked about back in 1995.