Written by Bob Muppet
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Friday, 17 October 2003

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The Painter Of Baghdad --or The Thief Of Bad gags ?

George W Bush was shaken yesterday morning when he woke up to find that the White House had been painted pink.

‘Clearly this is the work of Al Qaeda', the President snorted.

‘Intelligence sources suggest that it was probably carried out by Saddam himself'.

‘Saddam was known as ‘the painter of Baghdad' before becoming a dictator', President Bush informed.

‘How can the lily-livered limeys have any doubts now?'

‘Puffs and girlies do pink' George W, ranted.

‘Saddam has challenged the very soul of our proud nation.'

A non-female, non-white, non-homosexual, Al Qaeda spokesperson added that it was just an innocent prank that went wrong.

'Saddam is quite a joker' the spokesperson added 'He's always telling gags and playing practical jokes on his staff'

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