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Wednesday, 25 May 2011

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Developing Story....American talk show host, Dr. Michael Savage, who has been fighting the ban placed on him by former British Home Secretary wacko, Jacqui Smith, announced today that he has asked friends in the Pentagon to authorize SEAL Team Six to "tap" British officials responsible for continuing his banishment.

Yesterday, Savage received information from his British attorney that he was still included in the list of those banned from entering the United Kingdom by Prime Minister David Cameron, even though Savage has done nothing more than be outspoken in his advocacy of conservative measures to cure world ills.

In the latest communique from the British Government, Michael Atkins, writing on behalf of the UK's treasury solicitor, stated he would not change Savage's status since he has not repudiated his past unacceptable behavior.

Dr. Savage, furious over being included in the same group as Muslim terrorists and killers, is very much admired by hard-core conservatives in the Pentagon who feel that he has been unjustly tried and convicted by the British Government. When asked if the go-ahead has been given to SEAL Team Six to prepare for removing those responsible, the head of Special Ops said, "Don't be surprised if down the road remedial action to correct a flagrant injustice takes place. That is all I have to say".

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