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Tuesday, 24 May 2011

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Sarah Palin will soon become a resident of the state of Arizona. (Photo courtesy of Piper Palin).

SCOTTSDALE, Arizona - The town of Scottsdale which is located between Phoenix and Mesa will soon be the home of none other that the "Grizzly Mama" herself Sarah Palin.

The former governor of Alaska has been hinting that she wanted to move to Alaska ever since her extremely talented daughter Bristol moved to Maricopa, Arizona last year.

Bristol you will recall took third place in last years edition of Dancing With The Stars. And Bristol "The Pistol" to this day still insists that she did not win third place because of the fact that her mothers Tea Bag Party members voted for her an average of 87 times each.

No, Bristy actually thinks that she took third place because she was just that good of a dancer. Well in the words of Skippy Viperwater of Tittle Tattle Tonight if Bristol can in all honesty actually call herself a dancer then John Goodman can call himself an anorexic girl scout.

Initially Bristol's mom wanted to move in with her in her spacious Maricopa home but Bristy vetoed that idea (no pun intended) due to the fact that she flat out told her mother that there was just no way that she was going to allow her to bring her 17-gun collection into her home.

3T reported that "Crosshairs" Palin asked her daughter if she could at least bring along a shotgun, her favorite high-powered telescopic rifle, and a rocket launcher.

When Bristy refused her request, old "Snow Plow" decided that she would just look around and find a house on her own to buy.

Viperwater stated that after looking at five different homes in the Scottsdale-Phoenix area she finally settled on an 8,000 square foot home valued at $1.7 million in the north part of Scottsdale about three blocks from a Dairy Queen.

The house, a dirty brown stucco home, has 6 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms, and a 6-car garage. Apparently what sold Mrs. Palin on the home was the fact that it has a huge pool shaped in the likeness of an elephant...as in the GOP elephant.

It is no secret that Sarah Palin plans to use her Arizona residence as her home base from which to launch her 2012 Republican Tea Bag Party presidential nomination campaign run. No word on whether Sarah's husband Todd will also be moving into the Scottsdale home.

The house is situated close to the famed Tonto National Forest which Viperwater said was kind of ironic since in Spanish the word Tonto means 'stupid' and as he pointed out, everyone knows just how stupid Sarah Louise Palin is when it comes to geography.

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