WASHINGTON DC - President Obama resigned from his post today after making ridiculously logical points about the feud in the Middle East.
Obama, who appeared on CNN and the BBC, said that Israel needs to 'be more willing to accept a two-party state', and also claimed that 'border disputes must be settled as long as settlements stop'.
However, due to unseen pressures, he has had to resign.
"I am sorry," he said, leaving the White House, "for causing any harm due to my well-worded, thoughtful, accurate and flammable remarks about it [Israel]."
Hillary Clinton, Sec. of State, said that her collegue's 'reasonable statement' should not be tolerated, and that the United States policy is one of 'supreme suck-upery'.
Obama is set to appear in court tomorrow, after trying to help solve the world's problems.