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Thursday, 19 May 2011

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Nici is said to be on her uppers and in need of an EU-sized personal bail-out

New York - The Bosnian tramp at the core of widely discredited sex video smears against footballer David Beckham has yet to reveal her Daily $mearer interview fee.

However her red top rant published today daubing Dominique Strauss-Kahn a 'rough animal' has been estimated at around $10K by superinjunction-sensitive UK slags.

"Irma is on her uppers and needs an EU-sized personal bail-out," one of Mr Justice Eady's defamation-gagged sluts commented.

"Still, nice to know she can still keep her, er, hand in!"

The IMF official, whose resignation was announced today, is also named by the paper of patronising ex-New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's escort agency.

Former brothel madam Kristin Davis, herself an ex-inmate of the Rikers Island Correctional Facility, said she supplied him in 2006 with 'classy' $1,200-an-hour girls.

A number of these turned down subsequent bookings with Strauss-Kahn on grounds of sheer bad taste.

A Manhattan grand jury will today hear the testimony from the hotel chambermaid at the heart of the rumpus.

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