SACRAMENTO - The former governor of the Left Coast state of California Arnold "The Baby Daddy" Schwarzenegger, has admitted fathering a child that did not come from his wife Maria Shriver.
"Count Crotch" as Mel Gibson calls him said that he now feels just like Senator John Edwards of North Carolina except with muscles.
Schwarzenegger added that of course he went about it in the reverse order, first getting into the office he wanted and then having a baby out of wedlock, unlike Johnny (Edwards) who had a baby out of wedlock before he attained the office he wanted and that was the job that President Barack Obama presently has.
When Schwarzenegger was asked by Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo who the mother of the baby was Arnold looked down at his size 14 shoes and simply replied in a very low whisper, "She's a woman."
Pico de Gallo then remarked, "She's a woman who understands, she's a woman who loves her man, my love don't give me presents."
Arnold smiled. "The Beatles...1964."
And so the world now knows that Maria "Princess Patience" Shriver knew about the situation but agreed to stay in their marriage while her husband remained governor of California.
But as soon as Arnold the "Peckernator" simply became Arnold the simple citizen she kicked his butt to the curb exactly like John Edwards butt had gotten kicked to the curb.
Pico de Gallo pointed out that there is talk that Arnold Schwarzenegger may be starring in a movie about the behind-the-scenes world of politics and babies called 'Oops - The Senator John Edwards Story.'