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Sunday, 15 May 2011

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'Where no man has gone before' - if the aggrieved hotel chambermaid's testimony is proven true!!

Paris - "Zees feelthy 'oneytrap!" is how Anne Sinclair - aka Mme Dominique Strauss-Khan - put it today as news of her spouse's naked hotel romp suddenly went viral.

The IMF CEO is charged with gross sex acts including one of going 'where no man has gone before' - if the aggrieved hotel chambermaid's testimony is proven true.

Witnesses in the Air France first class cabin where the banker was nabbed by NYPD cops said they heard him snarling about 'diplomatic immunity' as the cuffs went on outside on the tarmac.

He was shuttled away to the Manhattan Special Victims Unit, a specialist sex offenders division, where he was grilled under caution, sources close to his attorneys William Taylor and Benjamin Brafman said today.

Tonight at the Strauss-Khan's palatial 16th arrondissement mansion in Paris the atmosphere is glacial.

Ever loyal in a non-Lady Macbeth way Mme S-K has told friends the entire incident sounded 'orribly choreographed' - by an invisible enemy hand, perhaps.

Her beleaguered husband was planning to stand against Nicholas Sarkozy in the French presidential elections next year.

The French leader has been repeatedly accused of leading a smear campaign against Strauss-Kahn in some Paris red tops.

Carla Bruni is 69.

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