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Thursday, 12 May 2011

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Sarah Palin in Red White and Blue

Manhattan - Donald Trump who is toying with a presidential bid in 2012 says he is "really concerned" about whether Sarah Palin has had breast augmentation surgery. "We've had "birther concerns" with President Obama and now we have legitimate "boober suspicions" with Sarah Palin,"said Trump.

According to Trump, a source who worked at The Red Hot Mama Tanning Salon in Wasilla, Alaska saw Sarah Palin a number of years ago and vouches, "that all I seen were two raisins on a bread board, they was more like bee-stings, not speed bumps."

"We can't afford to have a President Palin sitting opposite Italy's Berlusconi or France's Sarkozy talking about arming Libyan rebels with bazookas, while, these guys are wondering whether her torpedoes are real. Do you think for one minute, Chinese leader Hu is going to take her seriously -- thinking about her ying-yangs, while, she's pressuring him to let his Yuan rise - highly doubtful," said Trump.

"I have no problem with her going from tea bags to chumbawumbas but I think the American public deserves honesty from their candidates and setting the record straight on Bert and Ernie is as good a place as any," added Trump.

Palin lashed out, saying, " When I recite the Pledge of Allegiance my right hand covers my 36 D and my left hand is on the safety of a 38, and I can assure 'The Donald' that both are real -- you betcha. By the way, Mr. Trump, how's that little thing in your pants working out for ya?"

A spokesman for Trump said he was "having a coiffure" and unavailable to comment.

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