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Thursday, 12 May 2011

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Frog Spawns Support

Frog Grimface has thrown his spawn into the ring in a bid to win the Presidential nomination for the Republican Party. He comes with a history of frog spawn stretching over many miles and he thinks Rabbit Obama is likely to be tripped up with his rhetoric during the next Presidential race.

Frog's secret weapon is his hop, although there is talk of Rabbit Obama's jump breaking several records.

Frog hopes with the Bin Laden factor being gradually forgotten the Republicans have a real chance of leaping back into the White House. He wants to raise his special Tad flag on the Pole outside the White House signalling the many great transformations Frog will engender when in office.

Other nominations for the Republican nomination include Sarah Pale - whose hopes of the canditature are beginning to fade. Tweats alleging Pale has kicked the bucket have resulted in Sarah appearing in Alaska in photographs that seem to have faded badly in transmission.

Tony Blare is another possibility - having been the British Prime Minister and now a famous American citizen Blare certainly has appeal for some. But another Tweat claiming 'Blare has been blowing his trumpet too long' is thought to have unsettled his supporter, George Bush who has been found under a shrub in the long grass.

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