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Sunday, 15 May 2011

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Bristol Palin's Maricopa, Arizona home is located just to the right of the Maricopa Power & Light Truck.

MARICOPA, Arizona - The eldest daughter of Todd and Sarah Palin, Bristol "The Pistol" Palin has just announced that she recently had some highly private crotch region surgery done.

Bristol sat in the kitchen of her Maricopa, Arizona home and talked openly with Amos Soursuckle, with GOPicky Magazine.

Palin who last season appeared on Dancing With The Stars and was named the third best dancer in America informed Mr. Soursuckle that while performing with Mark Ballas last year she took a fall during one of the rehearsals that caused a slight injury.

Bristol said that she informed the shows producers and was told not to mention it until after the competition had ended.

She was told that failure to comply with their instructions would result in an automatic suspension from the dance competition plus she could receive a fine of up to $19,000.

When asked by Soursuckle what the surgery entailed Bristol turned as pink as the salmon that her and her mother caught on last year's edition of the TV reality show Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska.

She took a sip of her tomato juice and remarked that the rehearsal injury has caused her right ovary to become dislodged. And as a result it was kind of dangling very close to the left ovary which in medical terms is known as Second Degree Ovariandisenfranchitis.

Bristol's personal doctor told her that if she did not have surgery to remedy this condition she could end up never being able to have anymore children out of wedlock again.

And so she said that she called up her sisters Willow and Piper and talked it over with them and decided to go through with the surgery.

GOPicky Magazine reported that Bristol and her mother Sarah Palin have not talked in two weeks ever since Bristol texted her and told her to stop going around shooting poor defenseless moose, caribou, elk, and reindeer.

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