One day after revealing that Navy Chaplains must perform same sex marriages, the Navy Department reversed itself saying new information had come to light that Captain John Paul Jones and Admiral 'Bull' Halsey were NOT GAY as previously thought!
Contrary to a report issued by Congressman Barney Frank (D,Gay,MA) supporting the earlier policy, John Paul Jones DID NOT say in the passion of the moment, "I Have Just Begun to BITE!"
The edict had caused an uproar in Congress from lawmakers who said the White House had overstepped it's bounds concerning the current rule of the land limiting marriage to a man and a woman, and did not cover 'submariners who were engaged in snorkeling each other, consenting or otherwise!"
Former navy Lt. Commander and disgraced Congressman Eric Massa, who was just yesterday
beside himself with joy with the earlier announcement, was crestfallen and in deep depression just 24 hours later.
"Just when I thought it was save to come out......I've got to go back in, " obviously referring to his self imposed exile in the dirty linen closet somewhere 'below decks."
This latest confusion just adds to the list of bungled White House Pronouncements as it appears the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing.
"Too many Chefs only spoil the broth," said a disgruntled Navy cook, but not in a gay way!