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Sunday, 8 May 2011

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Salma Hayek attended President Obama's Cinco de Mayo White House Backyard Picnic.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama invited a lot of Hispanic dignitaries, politicians, singers, actors, and professional baseball players to a White House Backyard Cinco de Mayo Picnic.

Some of the featured guests included George Lopez, Salma Hayek, Eva Longoria, and George Clooney, who is not Hispanic but has portrayed one in five motion pictures including his most recent Hey Hombre Pass Me The Picante - The Pancho Villa Story.

During the backyard cookout which saw Vice-President Joe Biden barbecuing fajitas and grilling baby back ribs the president joked with the recently divorced Eva Longoria about the fact if he was not married he would put a move on her that not even the best NBA basketball player could defend.

He then told George Lopez that he simply loved the "Three Ts," tacos, tostadas, and tamales.

As his wife the "First Mama" approached him and Jorge (George) he quipped, "And let me tell you Lopez, you do not wanna effen get between my sweet little woman here and a friggin tamale."

Lopez laughed, the president laughed, and Michelle Obama told them both to go find the guacamole dip and dip it in their shorts.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: And speaking of guacamole. Mexico's national news agency, the Las Maracas News Agency noted that the Green Guacamole Drug Cartel of Yucatan, Mexico has demanded that President Obama apologize for his insensitive tamale remark.]

Salma Hayek who has a winter home in Mexico said that she has a friend who has a friend who knows one of the directors of the Green Guacamole Drug Cartel and she heard that if the president does not apologize real soon, they will see to it that Mexico halts its shipments of tequila into the United States.

President Obama got the cartels phone number from Larry King and he called them and offered his apologies.

In a related story. Tittle Tattle Tonight reported that two days later on May 7, two FedEx trucks arrived at the White House from Mexico loaded with gifts for the Obama family which included maracas, pinatas, serapes, sombreros, 100 packets of Senorita Margarita Margarita Mix, 50 cases of Corona Light Beer, 20 cases of Jose Cuervo Tequila, and thousands of dollars worth of free coupons for Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos Restaurants.

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