Washington - Gorblimey shots of Bloody Bin Bag snorkling at Helmand Butlins are enraging decent folk this weekend.
Dressed from head to toe in a Nigella burkhini the Al Qaeda capo di capi is learning doggie-paddle.
Nearby Mrs Fatima Susan Boyle Bin Laden sits in a tented er....tent! - her dark menacing eyes frantically darting behind the fabric's itsy-bitsy slits.
Then suddenly splosh! And aaargh! The footage falters as RIP'd Benazir Bhutto's Zaprudder-esque motorcade slithers past - with Ayman Al Zawahiri behind the camcorder...
Meanwhile at the Pentagon's Bin Laden debriefing room more hours of sordid videotape are being carefully vetted.
"Guys, you'll need a strong stomach for Bin Laden singing 'My Way' at Vladimir Putin's 1984 wedding," Maj Gen Albert Stubblebine III told colleagues.
His elevation to the US Military Intelligence Hall of Fame is the stuff of legend and was awarded the same day that Abbottabad's Pakistan Military Academy Commandant Major General Mazhar Jamil received the Hall's honorary gong.
Ex-US Secretary of State General Colon Bowell is 69.